Hey Ladies Get Rid of Darker Skin Tone - Look Whiter - Use Our Potash Product

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 21 June 2022

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Hey all you dark skinned lovelies-in India and other places-you too can look whiter with our Potash based products.

Sure, there might be life-long skin damage, but it will be worth it. Be a Whiter You!

But why do you want to be White? In the history of the World, the White Cultures have killed the most people.

Discovering America? About 200 million inhabitants dead from slavery and disease.

Wars since the 1500's by European Whites - many, many millions dead.

And millions dead just from World War two, basically a war over the idea of German Whiteness dominating the world.

Stick to your beautiful, natural, healthy skin color. The Creator, Mother Nature, etc. wants a rainbow of diversity, even in skin color.

Look at the diversity all over the Earth. Be diverse, not the same.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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