Hey all you dark skinned lovelies-in India and other places-you too can look whiter with our Potash based products. Sure, there might be life-long skin damage, but it will be worth it. Be a Whiter You! But why do you want to be White? In the…
As part of our new attempts at diversity, here is an excerpt from “Things That Piss Me Off About White People,” the bestselling book by Rubbin’ D. Angelo, an academian who has been leading racial diversity seminars for the past thirty years. Most…
Many have observed that professional sports have lagged behind the current commitment to diversify government, educational, and corporate institutions. The National Hockey League, for example, is well known for its failure to recruit black player…
In these politically correct, LGBTQ-loaded, pan-hormonal, wokeness-gorged, give-a-dog-a-bone days of balanced diversity, companies in the UK have modified their set-up of management and Supervisory Boards to cater for such trends and crude paternalis…
While thousands die from the Coronavirus by the hour, the pharma giant Big Pill is unable to release the Covid vaccine to the market. Their vaccine has successfully passed all phases of human testing. Apparently, one Director on their board is refusi…
After struggling to complete a human resources questionnaire on diversity and lifestyle for his employer, Henry Mills of Nashville, Tennessee, came to the unfortunate conclusion that his own life has no style. “Embarrassing,” he said. “But I didn’...
In the very first case of its kind, a man in Battambang has discovered a millipede that actually has what its name suggests it should have - 1,000 legs! Moys Kenwood, 55, was in his bathroom taking a dump, when a chance glance at the floor, mid-c...
PLEASANT PLAINS - Staten Island's favorite Muppets are coming back for a fourteenth season this September, and they're bringing some new faces to their cast. In recent years, Korean War Veterans Parkway, the Sesame Street edition broadcast in Sta...
I'm thinking of buying a spider monkey to write these crazy stories I write for The Spoof. Chances are, a mean-tempered and hostile little ape would do a much better job of writing comedy and satire than this boneheaded writer. And since I'm a lazy s...
Twittersphere, USA--Having already insulted Mexicans, Blacks, and Muslims and now--with his attacks on Twitter calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"--Native Americans as well, Donald Trump today launched a new diversity campaign to offend nearly ever...
With the world oil crisis seeing peak oil having being passed, less and less barrels of oil are being extracted from the ground. "This has hit our business hard," said David Cooper, of Cooper's Polyurethane Barrels in Nantwich. "We have seen a dr...
ITV today sensationally announced that the 2009 Britain's Got Talent final telephone vote had been miscounted. "Due to a broken valve in our computer/toaster combination unit, the final result was incorrectly calculated," admitted a spokesperson.
Cowell Island, Scotland - Simon Cowell has announced he is launching a law suit against the London Borough of Brent for defamation against the winner of Britain's Got Talent, Diversity. LB Brent carries the catchphrase "Brent: Proud of Our Diversi...
It has been said that there is no accounting for taste, but today, representatives from dance troupes in the Britain's Got Talent contest, Diversity and Flawless, announced that if anybody has a serious bone in their body they should cast their vote...
In St. Duffy's Hospital, Weston-Super-Mare a fully qualified District Nurse came running into the outpatients reception area exclaiming; "I've been healed! I've been healed!" Surprised onlookers recognised the woman as a colleague who had been suspe...
The Department for Employing Consultants and Moneywasting (DECM), which was a part of DTi before it became BEHR, has announced a new initiative to help some senior manager, otherwise pre-occupied with filling in his holiday requisition sheet, to gain...
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