Are you a Wogger?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 20 January 2021

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There's no one else here, I may just as well walk.

Are you a wogger?

Do you go out for a jog, but only move quickly when you see someone else?
Do you jog for about 10% of your time, and walk for the rest?
Do you pass a lot of people who do the same?
Did you take up jogging on January 1st, but are already giving it up as a bad idea?
Did the training shoes you bought online come with shiny laces, and are connected to the Internet, so you can show people on social networks how far you went?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, and, let's face it, you did, then you are a Wogger. Someone who claims to like Jogging, but does very little of it.

For you, it is a lifestyle choice, not a way of life. I bet you also own a set of dumbbells that you never use as well, don't you?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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