America to realise that Donald Trump will always be the ex who sends text messages

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 20 January 2021

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Oh God Donald, it has been eighteen years....

Human wotsit and former American president Donald Trump will be the ex that texts you every year, wanting another chance, America will realise over the next few years.

'Yes, I treated America really badly,' said Trump, 'but I feel that we never really got the measure of each other, did we? I feel that, with another chance, I would do it all differently.'

America will see Donald Trump carry on the same line of thought every year, knowing that the time has passed, and sometimes all you need is one chance to ruin everything.

America said: 'We had our time, it was full of drama, but really I was on the rebound after Obama, a bit like I was with Nixon. The Bushes though, that was a bad time, too much alcohol, and little impulse control.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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