Are you voting for Stadtler or Waldorf?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 2 November 2020

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Wake up you fool, you missed the show. Me the fool? You are the one who watched it.

Your choice on Tuesday is for either Mr Statler or Mr Waldorf.

Both are old men, with a damaged, slightly misogynistic view of the world. Obviously not, we are talking about Trump and Biden, but you can see the point we are making.

Now, if Kermit, Gonzo, Miss Piggy and the rest were to actually pay attention to what Stadtler and Waldorf thought, they would not have the same spirit that they have always shown in their true-to-life documentaries.

However, this is real life, and Donald and Joe are both old men with strong opinions. This is the world we have created. It is not the world we deserve.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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