200,000 Dead, Impeached, A Draft Dodger, Can’t Republicans Do Better?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 22 September 2020

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Joe Biden is the real American hero.

People around the world are asking: What has happened to the United States of America? The United States has become an insane asylum, and the patients have taken over. Or, it’s The Lord Of The Flies, and Orange Elvis is The Lord.

With 200,000 dead from Coronavirus, that would be 20,000 Boeing 747’s falling to earth from the sky in less than a year! Eight months, to be exact.

Orange Elvis was impeached in the House of Representatives. But the Republican senators said it was okay for Orange Elvis to blackmail Ukraine. It was okay to threaten not to provide defensive weapons to fight Russia unless they dug up dirt about Joe Biden.

Blackmail for freedom? That isn’t supposed to be okay for Americans.

The whole world is also asking: What is wrong with the Republican Senators? They behave like pussies about to be grabbed by Orange Elvis. And they know Orange Elvis is okay with it, because he said, “When you’re famous, you can get away with it.”

If the head of a publically-held corporation killed 200,000 employees through negligence, he or she would be fired. And it would not be okay to renew their contract for another four years.

However, Republicans think 200,000 dead is okay. Calling American soldiers and the war dead losers and suckers is okay. Incompetence is okay. Dumbbell stupid is okay. Orange Elvis in the White House is okay.

Would it be okay to have Orange Elvis grabbing pussy in your house?

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