1, 2, 3, Impeach

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 12 December 2019

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"Hi! My name is Daisy! Come up and see me some day!"

Simple as one, two, three, impeach!

Of course, Trump abused his power of office by holding back $400 million in defensive weapons for Ukraine. Ukraine was in the middle of a battle with Russia. Congress had already appropriated the $400 million.

But Trump sat on the $400 million, saying, "Na, na, na! Ukrainian people may be dying on the battlefield, but no $400 million to defend yourselves until you make a public announcement saying Ukraine is looking into Joe Biden’s dirty tricks."

Newly-elected President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky, a former comedian elected with the promise of cleaning up corruption in his country, questioned: Are they certain the bone spurs were in his feet?

A form of blackmail, quid-pro-quo, you do this, and you get that. Was this an Abuse of Power?

GUILTY!

The second article of impeachment is the Obstruction of Justice. Who didn’t know the White House ignored subpoenas under Trump’s direction? Witness after witness was served with a subpoena to testify before the House Judicial Committee and the House Intelligence Committee. They were prohibited from testifying, under Trump’s direction. It was another, "Na. na, na!"

Was this Obstruction of Justice?

GUILTY!

While Republicans in the House and Senate ignore the obvious, others think. Republicans are being blackmailed!

It's been rumored, ever since Trump moved into the White House, also moving into the residence was a goat named Daisy.

Just one visit to the White House and previous staunch anti, no way, never Trumper Republicans, instantly change. They do something like a gymnastic Tsukahara backflip and announce, Trump is just nothing short of the cat's meow.

Are these backflipping Republicans being blackmailed?

Hark, was this the original example of a quid-pro-quo scheme? As in: You say right, positive things about Donald Trump, or else we have pictures of you with Daisy, the goat?

Trump will be impeached in the House of Representatives, but whether he’ll be removed from office by a vote in the Senate is doubtful.

Trump also threatens to primary Republicans who become anti-Trump.

However, you can’t be primaried if Trump is out of the office.

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