'Scheisse!' they screamed after begging chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, for a bottle of best British vinegar and Volga Olga to rub their thighs after going for a paddle in a puddle outside our Nutters Beach club!
"Verdammte Portuguese Men of War und zere tentacles zey stung mein bum und meine Frau's titties ver stung too, no bonking heute abend, scheisse!!"
We obviously rushed out to see if we could help our German, pissed as popes, tourist freunde, but it seems the jelly fish got their first and caused a 'Wobbly Blitzkrieg!'
Volga Olga helped too, although she is not a great fan of Germans because Hitler's SS troops didn't pay for their gang-bang during the Russian offensive way back when. However, Volga Olga forgives anybody if they are willing to pay for her dark, erotic, kinky services as Rommel once found out (Dirty old Nasty Nazi!). She took him to the cleaners and 10 of his horny officers too! What an old EU bonker she is!!
Anyway, panic over; ze Germans have all been treated vith vinegar smothered Brit fish and chips wrapped in der Bild Zeitung, Made in Berlin, and are now downing liter upon liter of their non-favorite brew, Chemical Budweiser, Made in Trumpland (Sadly, we run out of pure German pils due to the heatwave and English cats-piss ales we don't even bother!), waiting for the jelly fish armada to retreat after sinking The Bismarck!
Aufwiedersehen, hasta manana, adios los locos!
Beware Germany, Portuguese Men of War are on the march!!
