We here at the Nutters Beach Club abide by sexual equality, not quite like the French who " claque ma salope" in public! So, in honor of our 'prodigious' public we decided to show solidarity with mistreated 'salopes' all over the planet and declare 'Slap my bitch up' our hit of the month!
Volga Olga, our resident, sex-starved, 85 year-old nymphomaniac, has invented a new dance routine to this cult classic involving slapping her dried out (no wonder in this heat!) leather thighs and posterior whilst dressed in kinky lederhosen in honor of French 'salopes' being slapped in public! All coins thrown on the stage will be donated to 'Jaggedone's save the Salope charity!'
French dictator, Napoleon, was a renowned 'bitch slapper' and an effigy will be burnt outside our renowned establishment while hanging on a convenient palm tree in his infamous honor! Et Le Bastille will be stormed by a hundred naked 'salopes' in protest of such a public humiliation (damn smartphones see everything!)
Au revoir you French male macho morons and leave our 'salopes' alone!!!
And here's Volga Olga in her brand new Lederhosen! What a smacker she is!!!
