Male bias in building mens' toilets discovered

Written by Toeknee Abcess

Sunday, 23 August 2015

Following revelations from Dutch researchers that office thermostats are set based on the metabolism of a 40 year old 154 pound man (called Stan) and his pet gorilla called Eric, lesbian researchers in Reykjavik have made another startling discovery.

Extensive research shows that male toilets throughout the world have been designed with the needs of males of all ages in mind with total disregard for lesbian womens' needs. Spokesman (or woman?) for "Men-Like Women Against Male Biassed Bogs" (MLWAMBB), Australian-born Janice Iwerdapance explained in a private interview with our correspondent Pete Paparatz.

PP: "Nice to meet you Janice"

JI: "Listen up you male pig. It's about f…. time you f…. blokes thought about designing the men's room with us girls in mind"

PP: "Can you be more specific please Janice?"

JI: "Will ya stop f…g pretending that I like you, ya male prick. Us girls got a right to an easy pee ya know. Ev'ry time I walk into the Men's the toilet seats are up. Worse still, standing up at a urinal is damned inconvenient for us girls. Have you ever tried aiming straight with one of these without pulling ya dacks down, aye?"

PP: "Well no Janice, because actually us blokes are pretty good at aiming straight. It's all in the design you know"

JI: "Don't get f….g smart with me ya male oxygen thief. Every leso can't get a transgender op just so they can use the Gents, think about it jerk. No mate the answer is a complete re-haul of the world's Men's toilets with all urinals replaced by cubicles with inbuilt wash basins and plenty of room to meet other like-minded leso's"

PP: "That will cost a lot of money won't it Janice? And mean men have to queue up for hours waiting for a spare cubicle?"

JI: "Suck it up you walking piece of male excreta"

PP: "Thanks for your time Janice"

JI: "Whatever".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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