Everything You Thought You Already Knew About Life

Funny story written by rfreed

Friday, 23 January 2015

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Life- An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning.

Life- The commitment you don't remember having agreed to.

Life- 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again.

Life- A pain in the ass that doesn't limit itself to just that area.

Life- A journey on a sea of unknown depths.

Life- Two third of a day that it takes one third of a night to recover from.

Life- A scream just waiting to happen.

Life- God's way of getting even with us.

Life- The thing they don't teach us about in school. Or warn us about.

Life- A bad dream that doesn't stop when you wake up.

Life- That solid sock in the gut that lets you know you are alive.

Life- A swim in an ocean of limited visibility.

Life- A running race that apparently has no rules or borders but a very definite finish line.

Life- A screaming headache that begins when you wake up and doesn't shut up until you finally fall asleep.

Life- A waking nightmare until sleep comes to claim you again.

Life- Like being born again every morning only messier.

Life- Like the movie Groundhog Day only you don't need 3-D glasses to make it more realistic.

Life- Who says Hell comes AFTER you die?

Life- The one thing even the best drugs or booze can't blot out.

Life- Like those dreams where you fall off a cliff and don't hit bottom except you do.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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