Auntie Jean
I recently found evidence of what I think is fidelity on my husband's mobile phone. On scanning down the numbers and call logs, there were clearly no suspicious or unknown call records, texts or contact numbers. My friends at the sewing circle have advised me to take steps to try to end this intolerable situation amicably, but I want a good old fashioned fight to bring it all out into the open. Can you help me please?
Jenny Tailya
Auntie Jean: Your husband is probably having an affair with the entire sewing circle, Jenny. The remedy is drastic but effective. You must disguise yourself as a new sewing circle recruit. Turn up for a few meetings and see who tries to seduce you. When you find out kick their nut bag. If your husband comes home with his balls packed with ice, Q.E.D.
I hope this helps.
A.J.
