Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 20 April 2014

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Angelina is afraid that she'll never hear her wedding bells.

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated.

Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has been rumored that Pitt is just not happy with the way Angelina constantly harps on him about getting married.

Brad has said that he feels that there is no reason to marry since they already do everything that they would do if they were married.

He then mentioned Jessica Simpson's fiance Eric Johnson and Jennifer Aniston's fiance Justin Theroux who have not set a wedding day either.

Angelina wants for their half dozen children to be able to tell their teachers, school friends, and even strangers that their mom and dad are married.

Meanwhile, Brad recently mentioned to his close friend George Clooney that if Angie keeps on bugging him about getting married he may just call up Jennifer and ask her out to dinner.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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