Written by Auntie Jean

Monday, 2 December 2013

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The Phone votes are counted and the lines are now closed. The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted:

1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair.
2) A bull elephant charging.
3) A tsunami alarm.
4) An earthquake.
6) A fast train approachin a stalled car.
7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment.
8) An escaped lion roaring in your porch.
9) "The Tweenies" starting.
10)A crowd of photographers outside your front door.

Number one is currently being broadcast by loudhailer in Gibraltar to keep Spanish ships away from their territorial waters.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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