Arnold Schwarzenegger is innocent of the affair

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Tuesday, 17 May 2011


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It's a known fact that women like seducing men using fear to get what they want.

It's being reported that former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child outside his marriage but the public does not know the whole truth about the affair.

The female staffer told friends that she initiated the affair with Arnold Schwarzenegger and it was against Schwarzenegger's will.

She was attracted to his large muscles and handsome looks and she found him irresistible. If there is anyone to blame it is the female staffer for not rejecting the affair and playing with Schwarzenegger's emotions and lying to the man after she used fear to engage him in the relationship.

It's about equality in the law and judging a situation with facts. Schwarzenegger is a loving human being who genuinely cares about people and the staffer took advantage of Schwarzenegger by telling him that she could tell his wife that they were together if he didn't have sex with her and then she tells him that she cares about him and that he is the only man she has ever loved when the facts show she was only interested in his body. The staffer is a cruel person and a home wrecker whose intentions were to break up a relationship and create a relationship for herself because she didn't have someone special.

Schwarzenegger being the honest person that he is, confessed to his wife after leaving the governor's office.

Maria Shriver should have done a background check on the female staffers to find out if they were seducers and if they had criminal backgrounds just like they do background checks for men who attack women. Women are also capable of committing the same crimes as men. There is rumors that the staffer is the perpetrator and Arnold the victim.

Even though Arnold Schwarzenegger is the victim, people are coming out with false allegations trying to take advantage of the publicity.

Schwarzenegger has donated millions to charities out of the goodness of his heart to help the public and that clearly shows he is the victim in the situation because a good person is easy to victimize. Hundreds of other women who worked with Schwarzenegger and were more beautiful than the female staffer didn't seduce him with fear.

Schwarzenegger's wife knows the truth that Arnold was the victim.

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