Cruise Reveals Deepest Darkest Fear

Written by Henman

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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Due to a flux in the time-space continuum, this ship instantly appeared and bowled over an innocent deep-sea diver

Earlier today, Tom Cruise revealed to HNN what scares him the most. Cruise explained how he deeply fears the possibility of there being a Flux in the Time-Space Continuum.

For example, if Tom was about to cross his residential street. Now, although there were currently no cars driving by, there have been in the past and will be in the future. He becomes uncertain that it's really NOW, now, considering that, as he crosses, past or future events could present themselves and he might be hit.

This has been Toms insane fear since about age 10.

If you happen to have similar fears, please contact us at 099-090808-NEED-HELP as Tom would like to feel that he isn't alone.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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