The end of the COVID-19 shutdown brought joy and celebration to many of us. But not all of us by any means. An unexpected development that transpired over the past 18 months is a significant number of people discovered they found comfort, even joy fr…
A baby that has hardly ever stopped crying for all it's worth since it first made its appearance in the world in June, probably didn't want to born, it's been claimed. The baby, a boy who was the subject of an earlier report, has cried, wept, sobb…
In what is starting to seem like a regular occurence, a man has told of how he was almost attacked by a deadly black scorpion in his bedroom, as he sat reading a book. The man's bedroom, not the scorpion's. Quietly minding his own business read…
A man who spent a whole weekend with his hand attached to his jaw in an unsuccessful attempt to soothe his acute toothache, has revealed how that very same toothache disappeared without a trace, once he turned up at the dentist's surgery and heard th…
Caleb Bonner of Nashville, Tennessee, knew he was at a critical juncture. A barrage of news about mass pandemics, dubious politics, and an increasingly unlivable planet had left him wondering whether life was even worth living. Was there any point in...
"WASHINGTON With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are - from disease, terrorism or something unspoken and perhaps more ominous - central in their attacks against Democrats," says today's N...
The Phone votes are counted and the lines are now closed. The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment. 8) An escaped lion roaring in your porc...
Cambridge, Massachusetts - America's top hairologists at Harvard University have at last concluded their study of the best-rated hairstyles for people who suffer from Sociophobia. Studies find that about 13% of the US population suffers from some so...
It's being reported that former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child outside his marriage but the public does not know the whole truth about the affair. The female staffer told friends that she initiated the affair with Arnold Sc...
The epic comic book story of Spider Man had proven to be difficult to stage from the onset, where the troubles with special effects alone were sending test audience members screaming towards the exits. What was easy to build with computer imagery...
NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- A furious man in a borrowed car ran Glenn Beck's wife Tania over in front of the controversial commentator's $4.2 million colonial mansion Tuesday morning, according to a police report. While listening to Beck's morning...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has urged police forces to keep officers on the beat in an effort to reduce the public's "fear of crime" and that if the police actually spent more time tackling the fear of crime, the public would be less afraid of fear a...
Government Fear Mongering costs the UK £30bn every year - more than twice as much as previously thought. Propaganda evasion has risen to £15.2bn a year with waking up to reality costing £1.1bn annually. In fact the public sector is the worst hi...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock tonight caused a bit of a domestic hoo-hah when he flatly refused to go to bed because he feared he would be abducted and anally probed by space aliens from a distant planet in a flying saucer. Wife, Anne, tried to ca...
Earlier today, Tom Cruise revealed to HNN what scares him the most. Cruise explained how he deeply fears the possibility of there being a Flux in the Time-Space Continuum. For example, if Tom was about to cross his residential street. Now, althou...
The #1 fear of people throughout the world has always been public speaking. According to the latest Giddyup Poll, because of stupidity and superstition, the #1 fear of people throughout the world is now the fear of PUBIC speaking. Why anyone would be...
We are a country dominated by fear. I just watched a TV commercial for ADT Security Systems. The commercial portrays a hapless victim describing how thieves had broken into his home and stolen all his merchandise. Then he spoke about what could have happened if he and his wife were home! At this point the viewer is forced to imagine some horrific scene of extreme bloodshed and mayhem! If we d...
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