Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012

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Wednesday, 11 July 2012

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Redknapp considered the best way to keep his money safe in Russia

Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello are on the 13 man shortlist for the Russia job.
A 13 man short-list? I'd hate to see a Russian long list. Or is a Russian long-list the players names?

Redknapp has however ruled himself for the job.
Shame - I was looking forward to using the headline 'From Taxing Trouble to Russian Roubles'

Andy Carroll is considering a loan deal to AC Milan, after rumours he doesn't figure in new manager Brendan Rodgers plans.
He should take the advice of former Liverpool striker Ian Rush on his spell at Juventus in the 80s "It's like living in a foreign country!"

Carroll has told friends he will cut down on the drinking while in Italy.
Instead of 'just one beer', he'll have 'just one cornetto' instead.

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