Written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

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Clear Your Desk And Piss Orf Aht Of It!

Skoob Sports News can officially confirm that Harry Redknapp has been sacked by Tottenham Hotspur, after failing to secure a Champions League spot for the club next season.

Despite finishing fourth last season, Spurs were pipped at the post thanks to Chelsea's Champions League triumph, and the bigwigs down at the Lane were not a bunch of happy bunnies.

Redknapp was told to clear his desk and "git orf aht of it!" last night.

In an apparently related incident, Everton boss, David Moyes was spotted at Liverpool Lime Street Station boarding a London bound train.

Insiders relate that if Spurs make Moyes an offer, the likelihood is that he will accept it.

"I know Tottenham's a shit hole," a contact told us. "But it's not as big a shit hole as Liverpool. Expect Moyes to be paraded around White Hart Lane for photo opps on Monday."

People close to Harry Redknapp informed SSN that Harry hasn't got his head round the situation yet. which is hardly surprising, because by his own admission, Harry isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

More as we get it.

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