CHICKITIN: Dr. BILLINGSGATE wishes to thank Guy Lombardo for providing the inspiration for "The Immigration Song." It is a variation of "The Chicken Song" that was quite popular back in the '40's and '50's and was sung by the vocalist for Guy Lombardo's band.
THE IMMIGRATION SONG
Cock-a-doodle-doo, bless our illegal immigrants
They bypass our borders the best they kin
Sometimes nine and sometimes ten
Cock-a-doodle-doo, bless our illegal immigrants
Our border patrol is at its best
They try to sleep, but cannot rest
They come home baggy eyed
With no support, they give a cry
We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
While we're out here catchin' white and brown
Napolitano's letting them run around the town
And we ain't gonna take it sittin' down
And you liberals out there, don't you laugh
You just can't fool your better half
You mark our words, you'll see the day
When the whole country will up and say
We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
You needn't hang around to plead
Stop handin' us that chickenfeed
We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
Cock-a-doodle-doo, bless our illegal immigrants.
WARNING: Please do not attempt to download this song on the cheap. You are being monitored by satellites orbited by Janet Napolitano for dissonance reduction purposes.
