Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 25 July 2011

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Tears for Amy

Billy Connolly speaks fondly of Amy Winehouse. When interviewed yesterday about the 'passing' of Amy, Billy 'teared up'.

Och she's one o' me wee favourite lassies. Sorry, A meant tae say WAS... No' many folk knew we were s'close. It's a f*****g shame she was taken s'young like.

Now ahm mad a' all those f******g areseholes who think they have the right to knock the wee lassie now she's gone frae this cruel werrrld of ours.

Talented? Oh my good God yes! Trained? Oh my good God yes! Funny and egocentric OOPS! Ah meant tae say ECCENTRIC. Oh my good God yes? We had a lo' in common. Mind she couldnae grow a beard tae save her life.

Ah was kinda hopin' one day tae make a wee album wi' her. What a bloody grrreat pair of lungs that wee lass had. Aye. That dream'll no' be coming true now. F******g shame!

A just hope tha' all those heartless folk bad-mouthing the wee lass now she's dead,who probably didn't even give a toss aboot her when she was alive, will remember what they wrote when one of THEIR nearest and dearest dies and someone writes a f******g Spoof about THEM. Aye!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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