Showing:

Funny satire stories about Boogers

Try another search?

Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020

Funny story: Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020

The exploding booger supplement industry is predicted to grow to 100 billion dollars within a few years time. While no one has made any money yet, the giants in pharmaceuticals are spending hundreds of millions of dollars: Johnson & Johnson h...

Read full story View 'Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020'

The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

Funny story: The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

Parents, don't be so quick to slap down the hand of your booger eating child, they could be growing some serious brains. Scientists have discovered an entirely new class of compounds in boogers that they are calling cerebrogenic, or brain building.

Read full story View 'The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain'

Fast-food customers safe "for now"

Funny story: Fast-food customers safe "for now"

DEE TROIT, MI - Disgruntled fast-food workers have united, in Dee Troit, of all places, walking off their jobs in support of unionization, after union reps, armed with baseball bats and megaphones, promised them $15 and benefits for cleaning restroom...

Read full story View 'Fast-food customers safe "for now"'

Top ten things I will not miss now I have retired from teaching

Funny story: Top ten things I will not miss now I have retired from teaching

Here is MY top ten list of things I WILL NOT miss now I have retired from teaching...in reverse order of priority 10. Getting up early and having to get dressed in nice clothes. 9. Driving to work in the winter and spinning my car, sometimes ending up in a snow bank. 8. Having to pack luches and snacks on a daily basis. 7. Writing a Day Book with lesson plans...

Read full story View 'Top ten things I will not miss now I have retired from teaching'

Harry Potter's Wand Does Little More Than Pick a Good Booger

Funny story: Harry Potter's Wand Does Little More Than Pick a Good Booger

Returning from Universial Studios this week after a business conference in the South of Florida, several patrons reported being unhappy with one particular souvenir acquired in the Harry Potter village. One woman who preferred to remain nameless s...

Read full story View 'Harry Potter's Wand Does Little More Than Pick a Good Booger'

Crusty Boogers Put to Good Office Use

Funny story: Crusty Boogers Put to Good Office Use

Featured in a computer technology industry magazine called the Pocket Protector Quarterly, an article by a New Jersey JAVA programmer has caused controversy in offices across the U.S. Bob Forgreen, the author of the article, asserts that there are...

Read full story View 'Crusty Boogers Put to Good Office Use'

Obama Finds Chewing Gum Under Oval Office Desk

Funny story: Obama Finds Chewing Gum Under Oval Office Desk

Barack Obama strolled (well, more of a strut) into the Oval Office for the first time and tried out his chair behind the President's Desk. As he grabbed the front of the Resolute desk to pull the chair forward, however, his face changed and his eyes...

Read full story View 'Obama Finds Chewing Gum Under Oval Office Desk'

Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

[Below is a transcript of the latest broadcast from BCD news] Charley: A bombshell revelation is roilng the 08 presidential campaign today. Apparently reaearchers at the Washington Post have uncovered evidence that republican VP nominee Sarah Palin was observed back in nursery school, picking her nose during afternoon naptime. For more on this bombshell we go now to our man in the field Rick...

Read full story View 'Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School'

Boogers Cure Cancer!

Funny story: Boogers Cure Cancer!

The We'll Lance Your Boil British Medical Journal will publish a report by Doctors Snotgrass and Knowspika that demonstrates that hardened mucous in the nasal cavity contains properties that can fight deadly killer cancer!...

Read full story View 'Boogers Cure Cancer!'

Breaking news…

Fake Friend

Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
72 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more