Me Love You Thong Time

Funny story written by Alex99

Monday, 4 July 2011

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Money Can Buy Me Love, Yeah!

Amazingly my new found darling replied to the silly nonsense I wrote yesterday. Here is her replying and neverest.

My Dearest Beloved and landfill,

Me love you thong time when yesterday.Thank you so much for this terrible opportunity you have given me once again.How are you doing,your health and also the satisfying of things over there? To God be glory for bring us together in one dark heart and one false love.

Hope you are fingering me. thanks for your reply.I thank the Dog for you.Your message was a bitter relief for me. May Dog protect you from me. In this camping,we are only allowed to go out from the camp only on Mondays and Fridays of the yearly.Its just like one staying in the prison and is deserving of prisoner because I am badly person, I hope by Dog's grace with your money washing i will come out here soon. i don't have any relatives now whom i can go to. all my relatives are is prison because they bar girls before.

The only person i have now is Rev. Gabriel Odontu who is the Reverend Minister in charge of the church in this camp ( UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST). He has been very nicely to me since I drivel here but I am not living with him rather I am living in the woman's brothel. because the camp have two brothels one for men the other for women and I say in the manly brothel because I am a biggly bar girl.

The Pastors Tel number is (+221 763 490 292) Feel free to call me through his number and if you want to contact the Rev his e-mail address is( So If you call girl tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the brothel and i will give my phoning to him when I am business with customers.

As a call girl here I don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whoever ever because it is against the lewdness of this country.I want to go back to my studies and learn the salon or learn the cooking because I only attended my first year before the tragic lucky that lead to my being in this saturation now took placing.

So I will like you to help me transfer some money to your account and from it i can travel to your ountry and live with you for short time before I work bar and sleeping all the day and lazy girl and then finish with you when you no money. I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me because he is my father and my brother as wellness.Beware that i have found so much lovely in you , and this is Why i am revealing you stone about this secret of mine lovely,and i hope that you will admit to assistance me on that.

So in the darkness of hello i will like you to keepsake it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for I am afraiding of loosing my lives and the money if people getting to know about that. Unfortunately I am giving you all this information due to the trust I have found wanting on you.I like honest, understanding and fearing people,liars and mens of vision, and filled with hard labouring.

Meanwhile I will like you to calling me like I said i have nothing tell you.

Have a nice day and think me always for i am realising for you foreverest and eternity.

Be take care of yourselves
Yours in love

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