Written by Inchcock

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

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This hand picked selection of Political Quotes was gathered together by Inchcock, in the hopes of prompting a movement within the country to enable the overtaking of the Government, and its incarceration of the nepotistic, greedy, silver-spoon-in-the-mouths, members, and Her Majesties Opposition.

'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it'.
Ronald Reagan

'The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.'
Will Rogers

'I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.'
Nancy Reagan

'Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.'
Doug Larson

'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy'.
Ernest Benn

'Politicians are the same all over - They promise to build bridges, even where there are no rivers'.
Nikita Kruschchev

'Artificial hearts are nothing new - Politicians have had them for years.'
Mack McGinnis

'Crime does not pay as well as politics.'
Alfred E. Newman

'The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Larry Hardiman

'David Cameron left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if he was in a cabinet meeting.'

'Politics makes strange bedfellows rich'.
Wayne Haisley

'Political Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.'
Will Rogers

A little girl asked her father, 'Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Politics, Quotes

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