Political Views hard-wired into brain according to Scientific Study

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

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Its all in the genes

Scientists have found that people with conservative views have brains with larger amygdalas, almond shaped areas in the centre of the brain often associated with anxiety and emotions

Yes, it appears to be true according to scientists, our political views are hard-wired at birth. We are born with Conservative genes or Liberal genes, so says a recently scientific study which involved studying brains of politicians and many volunteers.

It is amazing to this writer that they actually found functioning brains inside the skulls of present day politicians. Also, the study appears biased as there was no 'control group' used in this study.

People who don't vote and don't give a damn about politics, were not included in this scientific study therefore, how much weight does it, indeed carry?

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