Wednesday, 22 December 2010

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"Support the STAMP Act!"

Washington DC: President Obama signed the Spending Termination and Mandate Prevention (STAMP) Act of 2011. The STAMP Act was negotiated with House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) and Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) to severely limit federal spending and unfunded mandates.

The STAMP Act specifically defines restrictions on federal government activities in accordance with the 10th amendment to the US Constitution. These restrictions include: the IRS will get their hands out of Americans wallets; the TSA will get their hands out of Americans pants/panties; USDOT will get their hands off of Americans cell phones and their noses out of Americans automobiles; the FED will get their hands off of the money printing presses; the FCC will leave their hands off of the Internet, that isn't broke; the EPA will be limited to chasing cow farts and burps; the FDA will confine its activities to composting chicken shit; and HHS cannot participate in any health care program, other than to give out band aids.

The STAMP Act will be amended as other out of control federal agencies are examined for frivolous activities.

Authors Notes
Tenth Amendment: Powers not granted to the federal government nor prohibited to the states by the Constitution of the United States are reserved to the states or the people. Stamp Act (British Parliament, 1765): An act for granting and applying certain stamp duties, and other duties, in the British colonies and plantations in America.

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