Written by Inchcock

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

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Baron Two-Jags Prescott thought it was a Whisky brand

VAT: Value Added Tax

By: Members of Her Majesties Government & Opposition

VAT: Vastly Altruistic Tax.

By: Inchcock Chambers - Spoofer

VAT: Verifies Apocryphal Tories

By: N. Obend - Chairman of the Outer Peruvian Pregnant Kangaroo Appreciation Society, Nottingham branch

VAT: Ah, that would be the value added tax that we promised we would not increase before we got in bed with the Lib-Dems to form this magnificent coalition government

By: George Osborne - Chancellor of the Exchequer

VAT: Vat? Whisky innit?

By: Baron John Prescott

VAT: Venomously Angry Taxation

By: My next door neighbour

VAT: A large vessel, such as a tub, cistern, or barrel, used to hold or store liquids.

By: Free Online Dictionary

VAT: It raises finances fur sie government, dat ist vat it does, ya?

By: Angela Merkel - Chancellor of Germany

VAT: 20%, but that is too low!

By: The Right Honourable David Cameron MP - Prime Minster of crumbling Great Britain.

VAT: A form of taxation by which we, the Government can make sure that the scum on benefits have to pay their share of tax, and my friends Charles and Archibald agree me, we were discussing this in the hotel bedroom only yesterday!

By: The Right Honourable William Jefferson Hague MP - Foreign Secretary

VAT: Venerable Apt Tax

By: Cyril Snotcastle - One of the two Tory voter in Nottingham

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Government, Tax

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