The Queens head looks set to disappear from UK stamps as the Ruskies are about to buy the Royal Mail. The famous UK icon looks set to be replaced as the government admits 'We need the cash.'
With world economies also struggling for cash the Royal Mail isn't the great buy everybody thought it would be. No, instead many other governments also struggling for mulla are shying away from a purchase, but the Russians have seen an opportunity.
President Putin wants to photograph his ass and place it on the 2nd class stamp, so when you want to post a letter to your dear old Gran you have to lick Putin's ass first! You don't want to know what's going to on the 1st class stamp but take it from us, licking it in public could be an offence.
Will the UK government sell the Royal Mail to the highest bidder, you bet they will and with the Russians set to pay a small or large fortune to have us lick their ass you betta pucka up.
