Some further Wikileaks released today

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Thursday, 9 December 2010

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A recently identified Wikicauliflower

Well, the Wikileaks just keep on coming!

In a new revelation that was declared brand new, some new leaks have been Wikied:

President Ihavea Nodinnajaquet of Iran: A 2009 cable between the USA and the rest of the world (except Iran) declared that the president was actually as crazy of a box of frogs. On fire. And without legs.

Ann Widdecombe, star of scream and stage, is in the running to be invited to the USA as the next Secretary of State, although quite what state they want her to be in remains a closely guarded secret.

Justin Hawking, former lead singer of the rock group the Darkness has been identified as a potential weapon of mass destruction and is rumoured to be in the middle of producing a suicide Christmas single (or is that Cliff Richard?).

As long ago as 1994, Kermit the Frog was identified in an American Embassy cable as an Afghan insurgent.

As early as just before AD Zero, Judas Escariot was identified in a Messanic cable (code-name Vince) as a threat to Jesus Christ, but at the time, he and his 11 other disciples thought they knew better.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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