Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

image for Coded Leonardo da Vinci manuscript gives 'Jesus Anal Gain' anagram for Julian Assange!
Jesus Anal Gain??Jesus wept!

Nantes - (Merovingian Line Nonsense): Scraps of a newly discovered document found in Nantes Public Library written by the Renaissance genius may have decoded the mystery behind the WikiLeaks founder.

Leonardo's signature back-to-front script in the body of the text refers to a 'Julian Assange' by his anagram name of 'Jesus Anal Gain'.

The manuscript dates from Da Vinci's Blue Period and was donated to the City of Nantes by French philantropisst Pierre-Antoine Labouchere in 1872.

Astonished historians quickly rounded on today's find amid Swedish prosecutors' demand for a personal inspection ahead of Assange's extradition hearing in London.

Of course, Da Vinci has previously been suspected of ghostwriting other predictive stuff, like Nostradamus' famous Quatrains.

These forsaw the rise of a superstitious, humbug-peddling Illuminati hellbent on world domination - blamed in Westmonster Magitrates Court today for the Assange extradition debacle.

The Australian cyber whistleblower's website has striven to blow apart the mystique of international diplomacy doublespeak.

A source close to his remand wing cell at HMP Brixton tonight told Spoof News reporters: "WTF?"

Expect an update tonmorrow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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