A Surprise

Funny story written by j.w.

Thursday, 2 December 2010

Penny came through the door and told Terry: 'I've been to Upton Park and had a real surprise.'

'I'll guess. Manchester United only beat West Ham 3-0'.


'Am I close?'


'Just 1-0?'


'Not a draw?'


'We got a penalty in the last minute and won 1-0?'


'Penny. You've got to tell me.'

'We won 4-0! The worst deafeat for Manchester United since about 2003.'

'My God! We've won two games in a row. Total 7-1'

'Two goals in each half. We are in the Carling Cup semi finals. Spector got two and so did Carlton Cole.'

'And do you know something. I scored for Leyton Orient Juniors and we won 1-0.'

'It takes true suffering to appreciate such brilliant news.'

'Perhaps we can put suffering behind us, get to the Final of the Carling Cup and beat Arsenal. Also we will climb up the League and not lose another match all season.'

'And you will become a player for Leyton Orient and become a goal sensation and get spotted by West Ham and become their star forward.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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