Balotelli: "Yous lot need to fix up"

Funny story written by Mr Spinks

Thursday, 2 December 2010

Italian badboy Mario Balotelli last night stunned radio listeners with a foul-mouthed outburst live on air.

The Man City ace was a special guest on a football based show, and did little to change the perception that he is an overpaid premadonna.

Balotelli told listeners, "Just cause I signed a contract it don't mean sh*t. I never said I was going to stay here forever. If I wana go Milan in the summer, I'm guna go Milan, dya know what I mean. Yous lot need to fix up and get with da programme".

Balotelli was unable to answer questions on life at City, as he told reporters he spends most training sessions listening to his mp3 player and shadow boxing with Nigel De Jong.

City are yet to comment on the matter.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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