"Sexist Bastards!........you like my ass?"

Written by b kenneth mcgee

Sunday, 28 November 2010

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Sarah Palin appeared on the Sean Hannity program last night and, once again, took off on the media. "Sexist Bastards," Palin said in a harsh voice. "It's hard enough to be a woman in every day life, but running for political office just makes you a target for these slime balls!"

"I agree with you," said Hannity. "You deserve better than that, Sarah. Everyone should be judged on their qualifications and their qualifications alone. Getting back to 2012, what do you think of your chances to beat Obama? Will the sexist media try to take you down?

Palin: "Pussy rules, Sean. Pussy rules!"

Hannity: Yes, I agree but are you going to boycott the mainstream media?

Palin: It's wait and see,wait and see. It depends if they treat me with gravy-tas.

Hannity: "It's gravitas, Sarah. Gravitas."

Palin: "Yeh, gravy-tas." Palin winked at Hannity. "I can do the mash potato too, you know!"

Hannity: "Yes, well, what about Katie Couric? Would you do another interview with her?"

Palin: No way! That Cunt!"

Hannity: Well, "Sarah, you can depend on us here at Fox News. We ARE NOT sexist bastards and will treat you with the respect you deserve based entirely on your qualifications."

Palin: "Thanks Sean. I knew I Could depend on you guys for that!" She
paused……"Sean?"

Hannity: "Yes?"

"Sean…..you like my ass?"

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