Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 25 November 2010

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One of Sarah's cronnies

While filming her new hit show Alaska, Sarah Palin accidental shot her Personal Aide of two years, in the face.

It all happened when Sarah and the filming crew were out in the Alaskan tundra. Sarah wanted to bag a Moose, or Squirrel, either way she was bound and determined to bag something. They came upon a valley they knew was sure to have wild life in it. But, how to get the game to come across the valley so Sarah could claim her trophy.

It was decided the production assistants and personal aide would flush the game into the valley. So, out went the flushers, making noise intentionally with branches, forcing the game animals into the Valley of Death, better known as V.D.

Several Deer, three Moose and a throng of Hippty Hops ran the juggernaut of the Valley. While some 250 rounds of ammo were spent between Sarah's party, nary a hair was misplaced due to questionable marksmanship.

All of the sudden out walked Palins Personel Aide, he had pronounced branches sticking out of his hat, Sarah blasted him with a 12 gauge bird shot shell right in the face.
"Bout time I hit something", was Sarah's comment.

Palin's Assistant will survive the wounds but will look like he had intense, childhood acne.

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin
"Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting".
Christopher Morley

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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