War between Barbara Bush and Sarah Palin Heats Up

Funny story written by Charpa93

Friday, 26 November 2010

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It is becoming increasingly clear that the established Republicans don't have much love for Ms. Sarah Palin. And it is also becoming crystal clear that Sarah Palin couldn't give a rat's ass if they do or not. In fact, she is going out of her way, it seems, to get them good and riled up.

Just recently, Barbara Bush commented to Larry King that Sarah Palin loves Alaska and then added that she should stay there. Upon hearing this, Palin chose to fight back against what she perceives as 'blue bloods against the red bloods turning the whole right into a purple haze.'

Not one to back down, Barbara Bush, being interviewed in a follow up by Katie Couric, retaliated with "You can tell that uppity Miss Sarah that she's nothing but an Alaskan Hussie," as she showed off that characteristic smug smile the Bush family is so famous for.

The most recent barb (no pun intended) by Palin against the elderly Mrs. Bush came on the Fox News show when Sarah referred to the ex-first lady as a dried up old prune and intimated that there must be some kind of Alzheimer's event going on in the Bush household for Barbara not to remember that it was her husband's political machine that threw her (Palin) into the national spotlight in the first place. "They're all just a bunch of Indian givers," claims Palin.

From the looks of it, this fight is far from over. While Palin has the youth and stamina to go the distance with Granny Bush, Barb is no slouch. In fact, rumors are flying that Barbara Bush has recently hired a private fitness coach who just happens to write top ten lists for the David Letterman Show. As they say in the Olympics, 'let the games begin.

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