Man on the Street: "Britain Still Major World Player" says PM

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Monday, 15 November 2010

Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron has inisisted that his nation will remain a major world player on the world economic stage and on a military level.

What do you think?

Elizabeth Rayner, 23, York (IT Consultant) - "I know Shakespeare said all the world's a stage, well then Cameron is an actor."

Eloise Offen, 30, Wolverhampton (Urban muti-passanger transportational device operator [inner-city bus driver]) - "Woah, waoh! My time machine worked! I'm in 1912!"

Vincent Cable, 45, Westminister (Civil servant) - "Well, in these tough economic times, we have the nation's youth to go to university and push our economy fowa...oh right. Them tuition fee increases. Whoops."

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