Exclusive Video Report: Paris, women get new Vaginas!

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Monday, 1 November 2010

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Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity.

It has become such a huge hit amongst the North African/Algerian woman that it has caught on with their Parisian sisters.

Lysette Pettit-Trou said "I first heard about having my clopper sewed back up from a Muslim friend at college and thought it sounded cool. I thought it would make me feel like a virgin again."

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