By Dr. Ronald Thompson
Are you psychotic? Sure, we all wonder that. In my practice, patients have asked me that question numerous times, and I always give them the same answer: Probably.
But I needed more than that to actually prove that someon...
For years, the Conservative government in the UK has tried unsuccessfully to lower the immigration rate. Now they have a new plan to try to reduce the numbers of Johnny foreigners coming onto our sacred but mucky soil.
In an effort to scare away a...
What type of Facebook user are you? Answer the follow questions to find out:
1. Do you like to forward silly memes?
A) What's a meme.
B) I don't like to annoy people.
C) Only if it's funny.
2. How many Facebook friends do you have?
3. Do you enjoy adverts on the internet?
A) I hate them.
B) They are a necessary evil.
C) I can't stop cl...
The most recent popular Facebook quiz decides what state people are most fit to live in the United States. What's remarkable about this quiz is that users are actually taking it to heart, picking up their belongings and hitting the road to move thei...
Plans announced this week for a swathe of new TV light entertainment programmes have boosted the numbers of volunteers for a vigilante organisation.
TV Repair Man, the shadowy group pledged to ridding the TV schedules of what it describes as "moro...
Combining technology from several different applelets, Alien Apps have cracked the problem of the pub quiz.
"The starting point is Siri," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "Siri can work out what kind of question it is. I didn't know what a pub...
In this issue, we bring you 'The Personality Quiz', from the Nottingham publication company Inchcock Conglomerates Ltd, of Grots End Viaduct.
Work out your score using the table at the bottom of the page, and reveal your true personality.
Select only one from each question.
1) Do you write with;
A: Your Left handed ....
B: Your Right handed ....
C: Either hand ....
D: I cannot...
Almost every newspaper has a section devoted to some type of quiz. Quizzes are good; they give readers an opportunity to exercise their brains. It also makes them come back for the answers if they fail in their efforts.
There are many types of quizzes available. Questions that rely on general knowledge are fun but they are also far too easy to cheat. Asking a question like, What is the world's...
White faced seventies electro pop sensation, Gary Numan, out of Tubeway Army, best known for his 1979 hit single 'Are Friends Electric,' has announced that he will be forming a pub quiz team down his West Sussex local, the Android Ploughman, somewher...
TV watchdogs are today putting their foot down with a heavy hand and bringing to book Channel 4's daily word quiz, Countdown. It seems that the bird who puts the letters and numbers on the board, Rachel Riley, is causing coronaries throughout the lan...
Am I smart?:the question everyone worries about. Well, that will change! Take this quiz and you will instantly find out! Are you smart or stupid?
Question 1: What is 1+1?
Question 2: What question am I on?
b. Question 2
Question 3: What was Question 1?
b.What is 1 + 1?
c. there was no question 1.
Question 4: Is this the last question?...
At the end of a lot of imported American shows on Channel 5 there was a little quiz to win ten thousand pounds. Initially, these quizzes were quite popular, despite the £1 entry fee via the text number.
"People used to like the quizzes," said Chan...
Our politicians often become the brunt of criticism and sometimes have abuse hurled their way. We all like to stick the knife in as they continually make us grind our teeth and shout at the television. Still, there are always people who aspire to these lofty heights and if you have ever thought about becoming a politician I have some advice for you. It is, to be sure, a fine and worthwhile career...
Girls: Have you ever felt that your girlfriend was Straight? If you did, could you see the signs? If not keep reading and fill out the quiz to find out just how Straight your girl might be.
1.) Does she have more friends who are girls or more who are guys?
2.) Does she go out of her way to see boys?
3.) Has she ever dated a boy?
4.) Does she tell you what she is doing often?
A teacher banned for life from his local after a sedate Pub Quiz evening ended in violence, says it is 'bloody Stephen Fry's fault.'
Ardent quizzer Eamon O'Bohan, 52 was taking part in the weekly quiz at North Finchley's 'Elephant & Trumpet' p...
I have always thought it would be really neat to be an Evil Genius like we've always seen in the Bond movies or even the Austin Powers films. You know: having an army of henchmen to do my bidding, sitting in a really impressive office with a kitty in my arms, wearing a mao jacket, shaving my head and launching a plan for world domination. But how do I know if I'm REALLY evil genius material? How...
I know what you're thinking: another one of those stupid quizzes with even more stupid scenarios to supposedly decipher whether or not you are a screaming racist, right?
That's right! It's the only way to tell. Just asking you whether or not you...
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