Written by Nae mair crap

Friday, 6 August 2010

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BB house you have been rumbled

In the Big Brother house all is not as it seems. It may always have been this way but now it appears to be very odd.

Salt & Pepper has entered the house and is causing uproar. Talking straight and ruffling a few feathers he has them all dead set against him. Now, he has managed, by sheer ingenuity, to prevent 4 of his fiercest critics nominating him for eviction next week. I guess he shouldn't call someone a "fat slag" or suggest that JJJ and J are having a fauxmance? Or was that JJJJ and Jo, who can be sure?

So BB reached for the banned from nomination button. That's a first telling housemates that they may not nominate one of their number.

JJJJ&J are not well pleased. Let's hope their tenancy ends soon.

Big Brother has pulled off a coup that the informed BB enthusiasts had not seen coming. The nature of the coup is his ability to tell the truth. A rare BB housemate to be sure.

Cudos to S&P you are playing a blinder son.

Who's going to win? Does it really matter to anyone?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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