Horror of horrors! It's been announced that if Richard Desmond gets his way and successfully gains ownership of Channel Five, that plans are afoot to launch even more 'celebrity' and reality TV shows. Possibly including Big Brother, currently on its last run on Channel 4.
Which is good news for legions of thick skulled couch potatoes who get some kind of perverted kick out of sitting around the house watching a bunch of attention seeking idiots sitting around in another house.
Sources are saying that if there is another series, that it will be broadcast onto a TV set into the Big Brother house, so that the housemates can watch themselves watching themselves on TV and that viewers at home will be able to sit watching other people watching TV.
Whichever way you look at it, and no matter how hammy and hysterical Davina McCall's presentation gets, it will still be the usual load of old shit.
More as we get it.
