How Chocolate Can Become a Lifesaver!

Written by IN SEINE

Thursday, 8 April 2010

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The average chunk of chocolate contains about 200 calories and because I might partake of two servings every night and is perhaps a few more at weekends it only adds up to 3,500 calories a week. That is the equivalent of one pound in weight per week.

Therefore, in the last 3 1/2 years, I have had the calorific intake of about a hundred and eighty pounds and because I only weigh about one hundred and sixty-five pounds, it is plain to see that without chocolate, I should have wasted away to nothing about three months ago! Hence, I owe of my life to chocolate.

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