Minister of Looking Like A Lizard - Gordon Brown
Minister of Speaking Like A Poofter - Gordon Brown
Minister of Shiting Himself Every Time Mandy Walks Into The Room - Gordon Brown
Minister of Looking Like A Skunk And Getting Caught Stealing - Alastair Darling
Minister of Red Swine 'Flu - Hazel Bleary-Memory
Minister of Doing Everything The USA Tells You To Do - Gordon Brown
Minister of Staying Silent About British Soldiers Dying For American Oil - Gordon Brown
Minister of Being the Worst Prime Minister in History - Gordon Brown
Ministress of Having a Rather Nice Ass For A Fifty-Something-Year-Old Girl - Jacqui Smith
Ministers for Turning the Labour Party Into a Joke - Gordon Brown and Tony Blair
Minister of Insipidness - David Cameron
Minister of Dancing on Socialism's Grave - Gordon Brown
Minister of Ministers (unsalaried position, honest) - Lord Dame Sir Lady Barry O'Keefe-Dramaqueen
Minister of Skiving Off Work to Write This Crap - Anon
