Top 10 reasons to shut the hell up!

Funny story written by CarlosAyala_ISNOTMEXICAN

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

In light of President Obama's first 100 days, there have been a lot of Republican complaints.

Below is the top ten reasons why they should shut the hell up.

10.Democrats had to put up with Bush

9.When Democrats have tea parties...we dump boxes
of human waste on certain senator's lawns

8.Joe Biden has some serious connections

7.Barack Obama is too busy to care what the loosers
at Notre Dame think.

6.It has only been 100 days and Obama has done more than GWB
in his entire 8 year reighn.

5.really...who cares what FOX NEWS says?

4.we will hurt Beck, Oreily & Limbaugh

3.The can of whoop ass is out of the pantry and hooked onto
the electric can opener magnet as we type

2.We will raise taxes on the rich even more.

1.We swear to God that we will pull this car over if we hear one more peep...and there will be no Disney Land

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