Written by Pointer

Thursday, 16 April 2009

image for Republicants Announce Tax Protest: BallSack 2009
Republicant ball sackers go green with paper not plastic

BallSack 2009 is the name chosen for the Republicant's protest against the Obama plan to raise taxes on the entire membership of their failing party.

The Democratic plan to raise income taxes on the richest 1% of Americans to levels lower than in most of the Reagan years (You remember the Reagan years with 500 marines blown up in Lebanon, arms traded to axis of evil Iran and the collapse of unregulated Savings and Loans costing taxpayers billions in bailout money!? Dejavu?!)

This mild plan to save a country recently sabotaged by the very same investor class that is being asked to chip in a bit for a change has sparked among the Republicants a nationwide protest. RNC spokesperson FITY Mill explained BallSack 2009:

"The lamest of are very unoriginal partay jumped for the trite and hackneyed tea party as a symbol of the disgruntled citizen refusing to pay their fair share. These very unhip and mostly unfit folks would have made our party the laughingstock of the nation with teabagging as the brand image. Just picture some old wrinkly DAR bitch head back revealing the unbotoxed lizard neck, mouth open and ready to do some teabagging. Fortunately i think we got there in time to present the manly BallSack 2009. The image is completely reversed as the masculinity of our party hangs out there like an unfixed bull dog, ball sack a blazin'!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Republicans




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