It's Geoff Boycott's Corridor of Uncertainty

Written by Earl Grey

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

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Say no and the sky's your limit

Hello and welcome to my corridor of uncertainty. This week I have a letter from Sharron Milner of Brighouse:

Dear Mr Boycott

I am a fifteen year old who has just given birth. I am going to have to give up school. Please can you give advice to others who might have the same accident?

Well, fifteen and pregnant, eh? She were playing too loose. No wonder she got caught out. I blame one night stands. In my day a stand lasted well into the afternoon session.

Of course it's all different now. For me there was something special about putting on your best gear, strapping the pads on....ooh....yeah....and slipping one through the covers.......ooh!

But now with plenty plenty the kids get a quick fix. But it's not cricket. Kids say no. Build an innings. Don't try the big shots early on.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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