A trio of poems paying tribute to the top notch job our government is doing.
Our Fearless Leader Bush
Our fearless leader Bush
with brains much like mush
let sons of a bitches
play with our riches
and then when they failed
their necks he bailed
when he should have kicked their damned tushes.
The Ship It Does Sink
Captain McCain he did shudder
as he shouldered the rudder
and yelled to his crew,
"Don't give up, we're not through!
We can be saved by some bailin'
If we just put a Palin."
That Clever Mr. Cheney
He never thought
he'd get caught
and it's true that he is brainy
that clever Mr. Cheney,
but now it's for certain
that he's been a' flirtin'
with that old whore Halliburton.
