The price of a barrel of oil is falling so fast that to keep their oil wells pumping, Saudi Arabian oil ministers have hastily created a plan to pay motorists at the pump. Soon, when you go to get gas, you'll stick in your ATM and fill that up as well as your tank.
Saudi Arabian Minister of Foreign Exploitation had this to say, from his blackjack table in 'Vegas: "The kindly and benevolent Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is taking steps to insure the world economy does not collapse and off the flow of oil *from* Saudi Arabia which would also cut off the supply of dancing girls *into* Saudi Arabia. OBIC* is meeting at this very minute to avert disaster… Hit me, infidel!"
*OBIC - Organization of Babe Importing Countries
