Bush Economy Sucks Like Hoover!

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 18 September 2008

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Hoover markets the Bush: Sucks harder than a Lewinsky

Just when we all believed that all the damage possible had been done and Worst President Ever would just slink off into the brush and go away, he shocked and awed us again! This time with a real live stock market crash and a 1920's style depression. Housing, insurance and every other market imaginable have disappeared from the earth.

While the US economy takes the world markets for a ride to hell in a hand basket Bush and his clone, McCain keep talking about the sound fundamentals of the US money machine. They are printing money faster than McCain's death watch and Palin's kill rate.

Bush has become the new Hoover and Boy does it suck hard!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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