Written by Natowsky

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

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Is there really excess baggage carried by Michelle Obama?

During February campaigning in Milwaukee for her huband Barack, Michelle Obama's somewhat cryptic remark, "For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like hope is making a comeback" has resurfaced in an anti-Obama Republican TV ad in Tennessee.
Just what did she mean? Was there nothing to be proud about America before her husband started on the primary trail?

Political pundits are throwing spears at the Democratic black hopeful, who retaliated by saying he's running for President and not his wife, so back off.

Well, QWR magazine has done extensive searching throughout Obama's U.S. Senate history and personal life and has found other 'disturbing ' comments made by Michelle on a number of ocassions. We corroborated all with two witnesses, at least, regarding each allegation. Typically, these are friends, who were at small dinner parties at the Obamas or where the Obamas had been invited elsewhere. Some are direct quotes (Q), while others are paraphrased (P).

We list comments by Michelle Obama starting when hubby Barack became U.S. Senator Obama from Illinois in 2005:

"Damn it, Barack , you got another late night BS session in your Senate office tonight! You're giving up our Friday movie plans for this crummy government?" (Q)

"I told you before, Michelle, don't bad mouth the U.S.Senate. I'm a respected bro!" (Q)

Barack, when you gonna hire some white staff to do your office stuff on the Hill? I know it's good to suck some Fed bucks for this, but let's bring in at least a few honkies, then, you can kiss the flag!(P)

Barack baby, they just tolerate my honey Halfrican in the Senate. (P)

Clinton the zipper went fishin' for the U.S. government! Monica, respect the Presidential staff! Way to go Bubba! (P)

"Hey baby, you beat whitey to get into the U.S. Senate." (Q)

Well, there you have it. We cannot absolutely confirm any of the above.

Until next time, just keep your big yaps shut! But, we know you can't!!! Ha!

Reporter: Frank "Mouth" Clouth

(Article by Quotes We Regret magazine)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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