Luxembourg became the proud owner of the world's largest economy after capturing the United States in a short and bloodless war.
As previously reported, Grand Duke Henri declared, "This is a great day for Luxembourgers all over the world..."
Congress and the Supreme Court were dismissed and while the President and Vice-President were in the process of being arrested for war crimes. Troops were told to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan as quickly as possible and report to the Minister of the Military in Luxembourg City.
The United States Olympic team was told to turn in all United States uniforms and wait for the Luxembourg uniforms to arrive within the next month. Luxembourg is suddenly a heavy favorite to do well at the Beijing Olympics.
